"You need to find something to scoop with, look around for something that can scoop."
"I found a spork, will that do?"
"What's a spork?"
"It's a cross between a spoon and a fork."
"Oh, that'll do, use that."
I was practically rolling around on the floor laughing when I heard those two on Alias. Ah hahahahahaha, so funny. Or else I'm easily amused! :-)